英语笑话脑筋急转弯50则

英语笑话脑筋急转弯50则

　　学习英语并不是一件轻松愉快的事情，但是我们可以再愉快的环境下学习英语，下面学习啦小编为大家整理了英语笑话脑筋急转弯，欢迎大家阅读。

　　英语笑话脑筋急转弯【1~15】

学习啦在线学习网 　　1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?

　　A mushroom.(蘑菇)

　　2. What is smaller than an insect's mouth?

　　Anything it eats.

学习啦在线学习网 　　3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)

学习啦在线学习网 　　4. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?

学习啦在线学习网 　　A secret.

学习啦在线学习网 　　5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?

学习啦在线学习网 　　A photographer.

　　6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?

学习啦在线学习网 　　A kitten.(小猫)

　　7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

　　Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.

学习啦在线学习网 　　8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

　　An echo.(回声)

学习啦在线学习网 　　9. What do you know about the kings of France?

　　They are all dead.

　　10. What question can you never answer 'yes“ to”

学习啦在线学习网 　　Are you asleep?

　　11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

　　They must prefer bottles to glasses.

　　12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Because the instructions on the paint can say “Put on two coats for best results.”

学习啦在线学习网 　　13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Post office.

学习啦在线学习网 　　14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

　　They make faces all day.

学习啦在线学习网 　　15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

　　Sixty.

　　英语笑话脑筋急转弯【16~30】

　　16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

　　When you are in it.

学习啦在线学习网 　　17. How many sides does a house have?

　　Two - inside and outside.

　　18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

　　A doorbell.

学习啦在线学习网 　　19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

学习啦在线学习网 　　On his feet.

　　20. When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did?

　　He got wet first of all.

学习啦在线学习网 　　21. Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

　　I myself.

　　22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

　　A comb.

学习啦在线学习网 　　23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

　　A farmer.

　　24. Why does time fly?

学习啦在线学习网 　　To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

学习啦在线学习网 　　25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

　　The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

　　26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

学习啦在线学习网 　　All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

　　27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

　　A river.

学习啦在线学习网 　　28. What kind of dog never bite?

　　A hot dog.

学习啦在线学习网 　　29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Because it can't sit down.

　　30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

　　It's nice not to see you again.

　　英语笑话脑筋急转弯【31~50】

　　31. What wears a cap but has no head?

学习啦在线学习网 　　A bottle.

学习啦在线学习网 　　32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

　　A flag.

学习啦在线学习网 　　33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

　　A night watchman with a college education.

　　34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

　　Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

学习啦在线学习网 　　35. What is wind?

　　Air in a hurry.

学习啦在线学习网 　　36. What comes after the letter “A”?

　　All the other letters.

　　37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

　　Teapot.

　　38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

　　Short.

　　39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

　　A barber.

学习啦在线学习网 　　40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

　　Because he wants to go to high school.

学习啦在线学习网 　　41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

　　Water.

　　42. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?

　　A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

　　43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

　　Because he's dead.

学习啦在线学习网 　　44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

　　Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

学习啦在线学习网 　　45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

　　Nothing. Because I'm a woman.

学习啦在线学习网 　　46. What always travels on foot?

　　A shoe.

　　47. Where can happiness always be found?

　　In the dictionary.

学习啦在线学习网 　　48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

学习啦在线学习网 　　A pillow.(枕头)

学习啦在线学习网 　　49. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?

　　He can't read.

　　50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

　　The outside.