英文简历中的常见错误

致命的大错

学习啦在线学习网　　"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."

　　"Qualifications: No education or experience."

　　"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."

学习啦在线学习网　　"My compensation should be at least equal to my age."

　　"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."

　　"Fired because I fought for lower pay."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6'5" .

　　" "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."

　　"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately."

　　打字错误与语法错误

学习啦在线学习网　　"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."

　　"I am a rabid typist."

　　"Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."

　　"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work."

　　"Accounting cleric."

学习啦在线学习网　　"As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Suspected to graduate early next year."

　　"Disposed of

    致命的大错

学习啦在线学习网　　"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Qualifications: No education or experience."

　　"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."

　　"My compensation should be at least equal to my age."

　　"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Fired because I fought for lower pay."

　　"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6'5" .

　　" "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately."

　　打字错误与语法错误

　　"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."

　　"I am a rabid typist."

　　"Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."

　　"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work."

　　"Accounting cleric."

学习啦在线学习网　　"As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Suspected to graduate early next year."

　　"Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."

　　"Proven ability to track down and correct erors."

　　"Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."

　　不应有的幽默

学习啦在线学习网　　"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."

　　"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)

　　"But wait...there's more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."

　　"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."

　　"My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job'-and I like your company in particular."

　　"Title: Another resume from the 'Profiles in Excellence' series."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."

　　"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."

　　"Let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience."

　　"Proven ability to track down and correct erors."

　　"Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."

　　"Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."

　　不应有的幽默

　　"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."

　　"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)

　　"But wait...there's more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."

学习啦在线学习网　　"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."

学习啦在线学习网　　"My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job'-and I like your company in particular."

　　"Title: Another resume from the 'Profiles in Excellence' series."

　　"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."

学习啦在线学习网　　"Let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience."