英文笑话：修女进酒吧

　　英文笑话：修女进酒吧

学习啦在线学习网 　　A nun arrives at a bar

　　John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

　　"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"

学习啦在线学习网 　　Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

　　"How do you know this, Sister?"

学习啦在线学习网 　　"My Mother Superior told me so."

学习啦在线学习网 　　"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"

　　"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

学习啦在线学习网 　　"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil ，I will give up drink for life"

学习啦在线学习网 　　"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"

　　"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know."

　　The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.

学习啦在线学习网 　　"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

　　"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"

　　nun 发音[nʌn]

学习啦在线学习网 　　n. 修女，尼姑

学习啦在线学习网 　　Alcohol 酒精

　　devil

　　n. 魔鬼;撒旦;家伙;恶棍;淘气鬼;冒失鬼

学习啦在线学习网 　　offensive/[ə'fɛnsɪv]

　　n. 攻势;攻击

　　adj. 攻击的;冒犯的;无礼的;讨厌的

　　ridiculous/[rɪ'dɪkjələs]

　　adj. 可笑的;荒谬的

　　vodka 伏特加【一种烈酒】