英语搞笑对话

学习啦在线学习网 　　笑是人天生表情的一部分，它没有人主观意识的驱动，是属于自发行为;而搞笑，则是人类主动去寻求快乐。下面是学习啦小编给大家整理的英语搞笑对话，供大家参阅!

　　英语搞笑对话篇1

学习啦在线学习网 　　有一天，俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料。他选好一样东西，俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看。当然俺有点不好意思了，而且俺还会句英语。

　　于是 ，俺就对他说：

　　“I am sorry”。

　　“I am sorry， too” 外国人回答。

学习啦在线学习网 　　“I am sorry three” 我道。

　　“What are you sorry for?” 外国人问。

　　“I am sorry five” 我说……

学习啦在线学习网 　　男：Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)

　　女：Actually I''d rather have the money.(不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。 )

　　英语搞笑对话篇2

学习啦在线学习网 　　TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

学习啦在线学习网 　　GEORGE: Here it is!

　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

　　CLASS: George!

学习啦在线学习网 　　2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

　　ELLEN: I is...

　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

学习啦在线学习网 　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

　　英语搞笑对话篇3

学习啦在线学习网 　　TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　CLASS: Big hands!

　　英语搞笑对话篇4

　　TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

学习啦在线学习网 　　TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

学习啦在线学习网 　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

　　英语搞笑对话篇5

　　TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

学习啦在线学习网 　　SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

　　英语搞笑对话篇6

学习啦在线学习网 　　男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?

　　女:Sure.

　　男:What is your father’s name?

学习啦在线学习网 　　女:Happy!

　　男:Then, What is your mother’s name?

学习啦在线学习网 　　女:Smile!

　　男:Are you joking?

　　女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff? 男:Of course not.

　　女:Go ahead.

学习啦在线学习网 　　男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a

学习啦在线学习网 　　band. Will you join us?

　　女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band

　　男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you

　　can play piano very well.

　　女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.

　　男:What are you good at?

　　女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.

学习啦在线学习网 　　男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?

学习啦在线学习网 　　女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.

　　男:Really? What does he like?

　　英语搞笑对话篇7

学习啦在线学习网 　　四个人登场,进行自我介绍

　　(印度人):Good morning, boys and girls. I’m India and the monitor of the class.

学习啦在线学习网 　　(中国人): Hello, everyone. I’m Chinese.

学习啦在线学习网 　　(美国人): Hi, I’m American.

学习啦在线学习网 　　(日本人,自我介绍的时候鞠个躬,显示所谓的礼仪): Hi, I’m Japanese and my English is very poor;

　　Pangbai: During the National Day ,they travelled from Xi’an to

　　Shanghai passby Luoyang. It’s said that some interesting

　　and funny story have been happened when they travelled.

　　Now , they will show us what actually happened in their

　　trip.

学习啦在线学习网 　　India: Well, I rent a car, but the car can only take three people. I

　　have an idea that we take turns to ask questions, anybody

学习啦在线学习网 　　who give the right answer can get on, or run following the car.

学习啦在线学习网 　　Do you agree with me?

学习啦在线学习网 　　三个人异口同声地回答,尤以日本人最活跃.

学习啦在线学习网 　　Yes ,sir. No problem.

　　Inida: Now ,as the monitor of the class I will question now. Are you

　　ready?

　　三个人再次异口同声地回答,日本人还是最活跃

　　Yes, we are ready.

学习啦在线学习网 　　India: Hi ,American, how many sun in the sky?

　　American: Such a simple question. The answer is only one.

学习啦在线学习网 　　India: Good job. And Chinese guy, how many moon in the sky?

　　Chinese: So easy, it’s one.

　　Japanese: wow , laughing…,(阴笑) these questions are so simple and

　　our Japanese are so clever.

　　India: Hi. Japanese. Do you know how many stars in the sky?

　　Japanese: Stars? Are you kidding me? Sorry, I don’t know.

学习啦在线学习网 　　India(淫笑): I’m sorry, you don’t give me a right answer. So, we three go to Luoyang by car and you follow us. Let’s go.(对其他两人说).

　　Pangbai: Now, the Chinese , the India, the American trave to

　　Luoyang by car and the Japanese have to run following the

学习啦在线学习网 　　car. Several days later, the three man have taken a tour in

　　Luoyang and they are talking about their fells. But the

学习啦在线学习网 　　Japanese is still on his way.

　　American: 描述一下洛阳,百度多的是,我也是搜的.在此省略了.

　　Chinese: We have to go now, bur where is the Japanese?

　　Japanese: (气喘吁吁地跑过来,弯着腰说) Thank god, I come up with

学习啦在线学习网 　　you finally.

学习啦在线学习网 　　India: (对日本人说) Are you OK?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Japanese: (立马直起腰) I can’t be fine any more.(嘴硬!)

学习啦在线学习网 　　India: Good! Now, we start the second round questioning andChinese

　　guy, This is your hometown and as host you question us.

学习啦在线学习网 　　Chinese: OK, it’s my turn. I’ll ask questions about our Chinese

学习啦在线学习网 　　history and monitor, Do you know the Liberation Campaign

　　of China.

　　India: Let me see. It’s LiaoShen War, PeiPing war and HuaiHai War.

　　Chinese: Absolutely right. And American, Do you know how many

学习啦在线学习网 　　soldiers sacrificed in that war?

　　American: En…, I think it’s about 500,000.

学习啦在线学习网 　　Chinese: Good! And Japanese, do you know their names ?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Japanese: names? (苦笑,垂头丧气地),I don’t know.

　　Chinese” I’m sorry, boy. You failed again.(假惺惺地拍拍日本人的肩

　　膀,对其他俩人说),Let’s go.

　　Pangbai: Another time, the Japanese travelled on foot and the other

　　three by car.. Suddenly they met each other somewhere on the rode outside the Luoyang city.

学习啦在线学习网 　　American: Hi. Japanese, how are you ?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Japanese:(边跑边说,气喘吁吁) I’m fine. Thank you ,And you ? American:(look around ) We can’t be fine any more.

　　Chinese: See you in Shanghai.

　　Pangbai: Several days later. The three men had enjoyed their good

　　time in Shanghai and the Japanese is still on his way. But

　　fortunately, they had changed their car for fore-seat. It

学习啦在线学习网 　　seemed that the Japanese still don’t know. Now they are

学习啦在线学习网 　　talking about their felling about Shanghai.

学习啦在线学习网 　　Chinese: 描述上海.百度搜.

　　India” It’s really an interesting journey and time up, we should go

　　home. But where is the Japanese?

　　Japanese: (累死累活的跑过来)Wait me for a while. I’m here. India: OK! Let’s go back.

学习啦在线学习网 　　Japanese: wait, wait… ,I don’t think it’s fair to me . I have run from

　　Xi’an to Shanghai and I have to answer the first question. India: What question?

　　American: (与中国人对视一笑) OK! I pick out a question for you.

　　How many leaves in that tree?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Japanese: one , two , three …, wow , so many. I can’t find the answer.

学习啦在线学习网 　　My god, I have to run from Shanghai to Xi’an again. (说完跑开了).

学习啦在线学习网 　　Chinese: what a foolish the Japanese man. Our car have four seats.

　　Why he run away again?

学习啦在线学习网 　　India: Become fool when run, I think.

　　Pangbai: Several days later. They all back to Xi’an. Now they are

　　here and having my class; “Hi, boys, how is your trip?”

学习啦在线学习网 　　Japanese: It’s terrible . I am so tired.

学习啦在线学习网 　　Pangbai: you are a real marathon runner and you three?

　　India: we all have enjoyed the trip.

　　Pangbai: (铃响了) Time flies. We have ten minutes break. 美国人往外走, 不小心被日本人撞了一下.发生如下对话.

　　Japanese: I'm sorry,sir.

　　American: I'm sorry, too.

　　Japanese: two? I'm sorry three?

　　American: What are you sorry for?

　　Japanese: four? I' m sorry five.

　　American: What do you want to say?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Teacher: 老师听不下去了,生气了.这时,the teacher got down and

　　knocked the head of Japanese and said :"I have taught you for two years ,What did you say just now! Time up, we have the class now."

学习啦在线学习网 　　Teacher: En......Last week, we...

学习啦在线学习网 　　此时中国人登场了,打断老师的讲话.

　　Chinese: Mr. Hu, May I go to the toilet?

　　Teacher: 一挥手,说道 Go ahead!

　　听到这个这个中国人坐下了.

学习啦在线学习网 　　Teacher: Last week, we ....,,

　　Chinese: Mr. Hu, May I go to the toilet?

　　Teacher: 呃,再次说道 Go ahead.

　　听到这个,中国人再次坐下了.一旁的印度人催他去,但他无动于衷. Teacher: Last week, we ...

　　Chinese: Mr. Hu. May I go ....

学习啦在线学习网 　　Teacher: Don't disturb me any more. I have said go ahead, go ahead.

学习啦在线学习网 　　Why don't you go?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Chinese: You alway say that go ahead, go ahead. It means去你个头

　　呀. How can I go ?

　　Teacher: Unbelievable! Now you can go to the toilet.

学习啦在线学习网 　　Chinese: But I ' m fine now. Thank you.

　　Teacher: It' s up to you. Last week, we have assigned a dialog

　　between Chinese and American. And are you ready now? Chinese & American: Yes!

学习啦在线学习网 　　Teacher: Now , the Chinese acts for a waiter and the American for a

学习啦在线学习网 　　foreign guest. What will happen between them?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Chinese: Hello.

学习啦在线学习网 　　American: Hello.

学习啦在线学习网 　　Chinese: You have what thing?

　　American: Can you speak English?

　　Chinese: If I not speak English, I speak what?

学习啦在线学习网 　　American: Is anybody else speaking English?

　　Chinese: You yourself look, All people are playing, no people have

学习啦在线学习网 　　time. You can wait, you not wait you go.

学习啦在线学习网 　　American: Good heavens ! Anybody else can speak English?

　　Chinese: Shout what shout! 啊, give me a little quilt. ....en.... You

　　have what thing?

　　American: I want to speak to your head?

　　Chinese: Head? Head 今天没来, Tomorrow 你来吧.