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2人幽默英语对话

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2人幽默英语对话

  下面是学习啦小编整理的2人幽默英语对话,希望对大家有帮助。

  2人幽默英语对话1:

  男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)

  女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。)【我立马走人】

  男:Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)

学习啦在线学习网   女:Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】

学习啦在线学习网   男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)

  女:Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】

  男:Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字吗?)

学习啦在线学习网   女:Why? Don''t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)

学习啦在线学习网   男:I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)

  女:I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)【长的真丑】

  男:I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)

  女:Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】

  2人幽默英语对话2:

  男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?

  女:Sure.

  男:What is your father’s name?

  女:Happy!

学习啦在线学习网   男:Then, What is your mother’s name?

  女:Smile!

  男:Are you joking?

学习啦在线学习网   女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?

  男:Of course not.

学习啦在线学习网   女:Go ahead.

  男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a

学习啦在线学习网   band. Will you join us?

学习啦在线学习网   女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band

  男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you can play piano very well.

  女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.

  男:What are you good at?

  女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.

  男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?

  女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.

学习啦在线学习网   男:Really? What does he like?

学习啦在线学习网   女:He prefers quiet music.

学习啦在线学习网   男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?

  女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .

  男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.

学习啦在线学习网   女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?

  男:Why not?

学习啦在线学习网   女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?

  男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.

  But we have one problem with our band

  女:what is it?

  男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.

学习啦在线学习网   女:Are you joking?

  男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.

  女:Well, that makes sense?!

  2人幽默英语对话3:

学习啦在线学习网   前台小姐:“you have what thing?”

  你有什么事

  老外:“can you speak english?” 你能说英语吗

  前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”如果我没在说英语,那我在说什么?

学习啦在线学习网   老外:“can anybody else speak english? ”有没有其他人会说

  前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”你自己看看,所有的人都在玩,没有人有时间,你可以等,你等,你不等,随你。

学习啦在线学习网   老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”上帝,这有人会说英语吗

  前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”叫什么叫,安静一点,你在这里有什么事

学习啦在线学习网   老外:“i want to speak to your head.”我想要跟你的上司讲。

学习啦在线学习网   前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”头不在,你明天来。

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