初中英语小笑话长一点
初中英语小笑话长一点
幽默与笑话是人们生活中的精神乐趣,是人们智慧与文化的结晶。下面是学习啦小编带来的初中英语小笑话长一点，欢迎阅读!
初中英语小笑话长一点篇一
真是恩爱的一对
学习啦在线学习网 How Sweet!
喔，真是恩爱的一对!
学习啦在线学习网 Two women friends were having tea.
两个女人正在喝茶，
学习啦在线学习网 Said one to the other,
其中一位对另一位说道：
学习啦在线学习网 "I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "
学习啦在线学习网 “我已经花了一个礼拜找我的律师，….。”
学习啦在线学习网 "Oh, please don't mention lawyers to me" interrupted the recent widow,
“哦，拜托别再向我提律师的事了，”那位刚死去丈夫的女人插嘴道，
学习啦在线学习网 I've had so much trouble settling my husbands estate that I sometimes wish he hadn't died! "
“我在处理我先生遗留的房地产时遭遇到好多麻烦，有时候我真希望他没死就好了。
初中英语小笑话长一点篇二
别急慢慢来
学习啦在线学习网 Let's Not Be Hasty
别急慢慢来
学习啦在线学习网 Said the wife to the husband.
一位妻子对她先生说道：
"Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor.
“亲爱的，我们必须另外再找一名家庭医师，
学习啦在线学习网 This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me the wrong prescription and nearly killed me."
学习啦在线学习网 这已经是戴维斯医生第三次开错药方，差点就要我的命!…
"Oh, come on. sweetheart, let' s give him another chance. "
“喔，别这样吗!亲爱的，再给他一次机会试试看。”
初中英语小笑话长一点篇三
学习啦在线学习网 你在哪里遇到你太太呢
And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ?
你在哪里遇到你太太呢?
学习啦在线学习网 Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.
两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子。
学习啦在线学习网 After the barbers had finished,
学习啦在线学习网 理发师刮完他们的胡子后，
each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.
两人都被问到要不要在脸上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水。
"No, no," answered the first man.
“不，不，”第一个先生说。
"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "
学习啦在线学习网 “我太太会以为我去过妓院。”
"Go ahead," said the other.
学习啦在线学习网 “我没关系，”另一个先生说道。
"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "
学习啦在线学习网 “我太太从没在妓院待过!”
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