关于动物的英语笑话阅读
笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。下面是学习啦小编带来的关于动物的英语笑话阅读，欢迎阅读!
关于动物的英语笑话阅读篇一
A little rabbit is running 奔跑的小白兔
学习啦在线学习网 A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling ajoint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his coke, then tosses it and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
学习啦在线学习网 The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers, "He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he's onecstasy!"
学习啦在线学习网 有一只小白兔快乐地奔跑在森林中，在路上它碰到一只正在卷大麻的长颈鹿。小白兔看着长颈鹿说道：“长颈鹿我的朋友，你为什么要做这种事呢?和我一起在森林中奔跑吧，你会感觉心情舒畅很多!”长颈鹿看看小白兔，又看看手里的大麻烟，把大麻烟向身后一扔，跟着小白兔在森林中奔跑。
学习啦在线学习网 后来它们遇到一只正准备吸食可卡因的大象，小白兔又对大象说：“大象我的朋友，你为什么要做这种事呢?想想自己的健康啊。跟我们一起在这片美丽的森林中奔跑吧，你会感觉好很多!”大象看看它们，又看看手中的可卡因，于是把可卡因向身后一扔，跟着小白兔和长颈鹿一起奔跑。
学习啦在线学习网 后来它们遇到一只正准备注射毒品的狮子，小白兔又对狮子说：“狮子我的朋友，你为什么要做这种事呢?想想自己的健康啊!跟我们一起在这片阳光明媚的森林中奔跑吧，你会感觉如此美好!”
学习啦在线学习网 狮子看看小白兔，放下手中的针筒，把小白兔猛揍了一顿。长颈鹿和大象被吓坏了，它们看着狮子问它：“狮子，你为什么要打小白兔呢?它只是想要帮助我们大家啊!”
狮子回答：“这家伙每次嗑了摇头丸就拉着我像白痴一样在森林里乱跑!”
关于动物的英语笑话阅读篇二
A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer,so the deer screamed:" you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我?”
学习啦在线学习网 The tiger hesitated,feeling very strange,so he asked the deer:" why can't i eat you?老虎一楞,感到很奇怪,于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你?”
学习啦在线学习网 The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country,so,no matter what you can't eat me !" 鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物,所以,你无论如何也不能吃了我!”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said,laughed and said " haha,then i should really eat you !老虎听完笑着说：那么我更应该要吃你了
Deer asked :" why " 鹿说：“为什么?”
学习啦在线学习网 " because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said “因为我是国家一级动物!”老虎得意地说.
关于动物的英语笑话阅读篇三
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道这个谚语吗?
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子.
“没有关系,”一位先生说,“不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人.’”
学习啦在线学习网 “啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”
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