小学一年级英语笑话精选
笑点是一个意想不到或是与现实完全相反的情节,也是一个笑话最重要的部分。下面是学习啦小编整理的小学一年级英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
小学一年级英语笑话篇一
学习啦在线学习网 It's His Fault
Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.
学习啦在线学习网 Last Saturday their mother said to them, I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden and be good.
学习啦在线学习网 Yes, Mummy, the two boys answered, and they went out.
学习啦在线学习网 They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen. Mummy, he said, Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allen's house. Mrs. Allen was one of their neighbors.
He's a bad boy, his mother said. How did he break it?
学习啦在线学习网 I threw a stone at him, Billy answered, and he quickly moved down.
是他的错
学习啦在线学习网 比利和波比都是小男孩。他们是兄弟，两人经常打架。
学习啦在线学习网 上个星期六，他们的妈妈对他们说，我现在要做午饭了。去，到花园去玩吧，别淘气。
学习啦在线学习网 是，妈妈，两个男孩回答，然后他们就出去了。
他们在花园里玩了半个小时，然后比利跑进了厨房。妈妈，他说，波比打碎了艾伦太太家的窗玻璃。艾伦太太是他们的邻居。
他是个坏孩子，他的妈妈说，他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?
学习啦在线学习网 我朝他扔了一块石子，比利回答道，他赶紧蹲下。
小学一年级英语笑话篇二
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
学习啦在线学习网 "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
学习啦在线学习网 "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
学习啦在线学习网 (1) poisonous adj.有毒的
学习啦在线学习网 (2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
小学一年级英语笑话篇三
学习啦在线学习网 How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to
学习啦在线学习网 be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his
way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
学习啦在线学习网 The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。
而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"
法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文?"
被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我!"
小学一年级英语笑话篇四
学习啦在线学习网 He's just Been to the Zoo
学习啦在线学习网 When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.
"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."
他刚去过动物园
当我在银行里排队时，发现一位妇女抱着一个小孩站在一个窗口。男孩正在吃一个面包卷，并将面包卷戳向出纳员，出纳员笑着摇了摇头。
“别这样，亲爱的，” 男孩的妈妈说。然后她转向出纳员说，“对不起，小伙子。请原谅我的儿子，他刚去过动物园。”
小学一年级英语笑话篇五
学习啦在线学习网 He Won 他赢了
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?
学习啦在线学习网 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?
学习啦在线学习网 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
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