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关于好笑的英语笑话精选

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关于好笑的英语笑话精选

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  关于好笑的英语笑话篇1

  A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.

学习啦在线学习网   The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.

  Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

  The drunk replies, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

  关于好笑的英语笑话篇2

  A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,

学习啦在线学习网   looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,

学习啦在线学习网   a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark

  saying "Jesus is watching you."

  The thief nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze.

  When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light

学习啦在线学习网   back on and began searching for more valuables.

  Just as he pulled the stereo so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell

学习啦在线学习网   he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around

  frantically looking for the source of the voice.

  Finally, in the corner of the room, flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

  "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

  "Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."

  The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the are you?"

  "Moses," replied the bird.

学习啦在线学习网   "Moses??!!" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a

  parrot Moses?"

  "Probably the same kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus," the

  bird answered.

  关于好笑的英语笑话篇3

  From: "Mr FBI"

  Newsgroups: alt.humor,alt.jokes,alt.tasteless.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,aus.jokes,eunet.jokes,rec.humor

  Subject: Harvard Graduates

  Date: Sun, 18 Feb 2001 22:51:44 -0000

  Organization: Mystacy Humour group

  Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were

  excited and talkative about their future plans as they

学习啦在线学习网   got into a taxi in downtown Boston. After hearing

  them for a couple of minutes the cab driver asked,

  "You men Harvard graduates?"

  "Yes Sir! Class of '99!" they answered proudly.

学习啦在线学习网   The cab driver extended his hand back to shake their

  hand, saying,

学习啦在线学习网   "Class of '58."

  关于好笑的英语笑话篇4

  Bush got something wrong with his brain.

学习啦在线学习网   After medical examination, doctor tells him:

学习啦在线学习网   Your brain has two parts: one is left, and another is right.

  Your left brain has nothing right,

学习啦在线学习网   Your right brain has nothing left.

  
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