好笑的英语笑话对话大全
好笑的英语笑话对话大全
与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意地违反合作原则,引导出会话含意,并且利用会话含意之间的冲突来达到其预定功能。本文是好笑的英语笑话对话，希望对大家有帮助!
好笑的英语笑话对话篇一
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
学习啦在线学习网 "What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
好笑的英语笑话对话篇二
学习啦在线学习网 A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
学习啦在线学习网 Submitted by Robert Kenneth Peter Kroeker - age 21
好笑的英语笑话对话篇三
I used to be a werewoolf...
But I'm much better noooooooooooow !
Submitted by Eric Vadot
好笑的英语笑话对话篇四
学习啦在线学习网 "Spell SPOT three times."
"S P O T , S P O T , S P O T"
学习啦在线学习网 "What do you do when you come to a green light?"
(answer is invariably-) "Stop!"
"What, at a GREEN light?"
Submitted by Karen
好笑的英语笑话对话篇五
学习啦在线学习网 In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.
学习啦在线学习网 Submitted by Daniel Fernando Rodrigues
好笑的英语笑话对话篇六
One teacher said this to his students before the final test.
"A" is for God.
学习啦在线学习网 "B" is for me and my wife.
"C" is for the perfect student.
学习啦在线学习网 "D & F" are for all other students.
Submitted by Abu Abdulaziz (Kuwait)
好笑的英语笑话对话篇七
Knock Knock
学习啦在线学习网 Who's there?
Olive.
学习啦在线学习网 Olive who?
学习啦在线学习网 Olive you so much! (I love you so much..)
Submitted by Barbara S.
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