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有关很短的英语笑话大全

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有关很短的英语笑话大全

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  有关很短的英语笑话篇1

  半个还是十分之五Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

  Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.

学习啦在线学习网   Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

  Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

  有关很短的英语笑话篇2

  什么也没留下
学习啦在线学习网 Mrs. Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING."

  When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:

学习啦在线学习网   "THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!"

  有关很短的英语笑话篇3

  Like which bird best

  In class, the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked, "What kinds of bird do you like best, Jack?"

  Jack answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

  有关很短的英语笑话篇4

学习啦在线学习网   One ear in and the other out

  "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

  "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."

  有关很短的英语笑话篇5

  为什么没有牡蛎Why no oyster?
学习啦在线学习网 Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.

学习啦在线学习网   Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?

  注:angel food cake(天使蛋糕)指的是一种用面粉、蛋白等做成的去脂圆蛋糕。

  有关很短的英语笑话篇6

  我带了面罩I was wearing a mask
In a courtroom, a purse snatcher is on trial and the victim is stating what happened.

学习啦在线学习网   She says: “Yes, that is him. I saw him clear as day. I’d remember his face anywhere.”

学习啦在线学习网   At which point, the defendant bursts out, “You couldn’t see my face, lady. I was wearing a mask!”

  有关很短的英语笑话篇7

  青蛙The frog
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket.” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich.

  He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.”

  
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