二年级英语笑话带翻译

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　　二年级英语笑话带翻译：Two Pieces of Cake

　　Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

学习啦在线学习网　　Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two!

　　两块蛋糕

学习啦在线学习网　　汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

学习啦在线学习网　　妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

　　二年级英语笑话带翻译：Rope or Ox?

学习啦在线学习网　　The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home." "But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!" "I told you I had bad luck, didn't I?" the man sighed, "The trouble is that I didn't notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope."

　　绳子还是公牛?

　　在监狱里，一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来。新来的犯人回答说：“我想我真是倒霉。几天前我在街上走的时候，看到一根脏绳子，以为没人要了，便捡起来带了回家。” 　　“但是，捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊!” 　　“我告诉过你我倒霉了吧?”那个人叹了口气，“麻烦的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛。”

　　二年级英语笑话带翻译：Six or Twelve?

　　A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twelve. “Oh, goodness, six please,” said the blonde. “I don‘t think I could ever eat twelve.”

　　六还是十二?

学习啦在线学习网　　一位金发女郎走进一家比萨店，她说想要一个中比萨，店员问她希望把比萨切成六块还是十二块。“噢，天啊，请帮我切成六块。”女郎说，“我可不认为我可以吃得下十二块。”

　　二年级英语笑话带翻译：Sunset

　　Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.

　　日落

　　父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在国外学过画画。朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本国还从来没有见过这样的日落。

　　二年级英语笑话带翻译：I am a Busy Man

学习啦在线学习网　　One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up."

学习啦在线学习网　　Loath to disappoint the children, he was ready to climb the tree. But knowing that themischievous youngsters would make off with his boots if he left them on the ground, he tied them to his waist-band before he started the climb.

　　"We'll take care of your boots for you!" the children chorused.

　　"No, thank you!" was he reply. "I am a busy man. And as soon as I've got the eggs for you, I'll make my way home along the tree-tops."

　　我是个忙人

　　有一天，一群顽皮的孩子想捉弄他，便对他说：“那树上有鸟蛋，请你替我们拿下来好吗?我们爬不上去。”他不想使孩子们失望，便准备爬上树去。但是他知道如果把靴子留在地上，这群顽皮的小鬼一定会把靴子拿走，于是他先把靴子系在腰带上，然后开始爬树。孩子们齐声说：“我们会替你保管好你的靴子的。”

　　他回答道：“谢谢你们，不必了。我是个忙人。替你们取到蛋后，我就要沿着树顶走回家的。”

　　二年级英语笑话带翻译：When a Tiger comes

学习啦在线学习网　　Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.

　　One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

　　His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

　　老虎来了

　　两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。

学习啦在线学习网　　当中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”跑鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗?”

学习啦在线学习网　　他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”