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关于英文笑话小短文阅读

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关于英文笑话小短文阅读

学习啦在线学习网   近年来,国际间的交流日益增多,英语作为一种交流工具的重要性也日益凸显,英语学习便走进了小学生的课堂,不少老师喜欢用英语笑话短文来作为教学的素材。学习啦小编分享关于英文笑话小短文,希望可以帮助大家!

  关于英文笑话小短文:她宁愿买一件礼物

  She's rather buy a gift

  While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

学习啦在线学习网   Mom pondered that idea and then replied, "I'd rather buy you a gift."

  关于英文笑话小短文:The lucky cat

  "Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, "there's a big black cat in the dining-room."

  "Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."

  "This one is, he's just had your dinner!"

  关于英文笑话小短文:我也是So would I

学习啦在线学习网   A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.

  "So would I," said the tactless clerk.

  关于英文笑话小短文:聪明的马A smart horse

  There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing, and his horse immediately galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.

  "That's a pretty smart horse," the farmer's friend later observed.

  "Well, he's not really so smart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"

  关于英文笑话小短文:最大的说谎者

学习啦在线学习网   I'm the biggest liar

  Stranger: Catch any fish?

  Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning.

  Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the game warden.

  Fisherman: Know who I am? I'm the biggest liar in the state.

  
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