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关于爆笑英语冷笑话阅读

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关于爆笑英语冷笑话阅读

  同一个冷笑话,你也笑不了几次;为什么同一件事,你总是为它痛苦不止呢?小编精心收集了关于爆笑英语冷笑话,供大家欣赏学习!

  关于爆笑英语冷笑话:Distributing chewing gum

  Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping.

学习啦在线学习网   When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

  关于爆笑英语冷笑话:I made granny glad

  A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

  "Please, teacher," said a small boy, "I've made someone glad yesterday."

  "Well done. Who was that!"

  "My granny."

  "Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

  "Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home.' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

  关于爆笑英语冷笑话:Magic glasses

  Patient: Doc, will I be able to read with these glasses?

  Doc: You sure will.

学习啦在线学习网   Patient: That's great! I never could read before.

  关于爆笑英语冷笑话:Jealous foreman

学习啦在线学习网   Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "

  Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."

  关于爆笑英语冷笑话:Close his eyes

学习啦在线学习网   On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.

  "What's the matter? Are you sick?"

学习啦在线学习网   "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."

  
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