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关于经典的英语冷笑话大全

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关于经典的英语冷笑话大全

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  关于经典的英语冷笑话:神奇的婴儿A magical baby

  A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week?

  B: That's impossible. Whose baby?

  A: An elephant's.

  关于经典的英语冷笑话:Go to the zoo

学习啦在线学习网   "My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two tickets: one to get in and one to get out."

  关于经典的英语冷笑话:Not only... but also...

  Student: My mom is not only fat but also thin, not only tall but also short.

  Teacher: Is your mom "transformer"?

  关于经典的英语冷笑话:Gorilla nostrils

学习啦在线学习网   Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

学习啦在线学习网   Because they have big fingers.

  关于经典的英语冷笑话:Who jumps higher

  Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

  A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

  
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