有关于短篇的英语笑话大全
有关于短篇的英语笑话大全
学习啦在线学习网 笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。学习啦小编整理了有关于短篇的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
有关于短篇的英语笑话：So hospitable the boy is
学习啦在线学习网 The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客的男孩
学习啦在线学习网 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
有关于短篇的英语笑话：I'm Glad 我很高兴
学习啦在线学习网 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?
学习啦在线学习网 Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.
学习啦在线学习网 Well done. Who was that?
学习啦在线学习网 My granny.
学习啦在线学习网 Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.
Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!
学习啦在线学习网 一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，孩子们，她说：你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?
学习啦在线学习网 我，老师，一个小男孩说：昨天我就使别人高兴过。
做得好，是谁呢?
我奶奶。
学习啦在线学习网 好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。
学习啦在线学习网 是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴!’
有关于短篇的英语笑话：Potential And Reality
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and says, "I'll demonstrate it for you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his sister's room and asks, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two tramps."
有关于短篇的英语笑话：Bear jokes
Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
学习啦在线学习网 A: Put him on stilts!
Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
学习啦在线学习网 A: A polo bear!
Q: Why do polo bears like bald men?
A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!
学习啦在线学习网 Q: What do polo bears have for lunch?
A: Ice burger!
Q: What's a teddy bears favorite pasta?
A: Tagliateddy!
学习啦在线学习网 Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: They both have 'the' as their middle names!
Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
学习啦在线学习网 A: It lives on ice!
Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?
学习啦在线学习网 A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema!
学习啦在线学习网 Q: What is a bear's favorite drink?
A: Koka-Koala!
Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled?
学习啦在线学习网 A: Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!
有关于短篇的英语笑话：I can't find it
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom.
So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused.
Of course the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to be quick. Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can't find it", he admitted.
The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now.
学习啦在线学习网 Billy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way. Well five minutes later he returned to the class room and says to the teacher "I can't find it".
学习啦在线学习网 Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been at the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.
学习啦在线学习网 So Tommy and Billy go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Tommy "Well, did you find it?"
Tommy is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards."
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