短篇英语笑话阅读
短篇英语笑话阅读
英语笑话几乎涵盖人们生活的所有领域,其中包括政治笑话、经济笑话、家庭生活笑话、关于民族性格的笑话等。学习啦小编整理了短篇英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
短篇英语笑话：At the Zoo with Dad
A five year old boy was living with his mother, as his parents had divorced. One Sunday, she decided to take him to the zoo for the first time in his life. As they passed the various assortment of animals, she would tell the little boy what they were called and make him repeat it. After the lions, gorillas, giraffes and bears, they came upon the elephant exhibit.
"That's an elephant", the mother said.
学习啦在线学习网 After the child repeated after her, he asked, "Mommy? What's that thing hanging down from the elephant?"
学习啦在线学习网 The mother replied, "That's his trunk, sweetheart."
学习啦在线学习网 "No, no", said the child, "Behind that!"
"Oh, that's his tail", she said.
"No, no!" the boy exclaimed. "That thing in the middle!"
The woman was flustered and replied, "Uhhhh, that's nothing, honey!" And they moved on.....
The next weekend, the boy's father came to pick him up and the child cried, "Daddy, let's go to the zoo! I learned all about the animals, and I want to show you what I learned!"
The father agreed, so off to the zoo they went. As they passed each cage, the child would shout out the name of the animal, and the father would praise him for being so smart. Finally, they arrived at the elephant cage, and the boy shouted, "Elephant!"
"Very GOOD", beamed the father. "I'm proud of you for remembering all these animals!"
学习啦在线学习网 The boy asked, "Daddy? What's that thing hanging down on the elephant?"
学习啦在线学习网 The father replied, "That's his trunk."
学习啦在线学习网 "No!", the boy moaned, "Behind that!"
"That's his tail", the father replied.
"No, no! That thing in the middle!"
学习啦在线学习网 The father stammered, "Er...what did your mother say it was?"
"She said it was nothing!"
学习啦在线学习网 "Well", the man said, puffing out his chest. "Your mother's spoiled!"
短篇英语笑话：Chicken jokes
学习啦在线学习网 Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
学习啦在线学习网 A: Fry-day!
学习啦在线学习网 Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
学习啦在线学习网 A: It eggs-plodes!
学习啦在线学习网 Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!
学习啦在线学习网 Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
学习啦在线学习网 A: Not if you're the chicken!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
学习啦在线学习网 Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"
学习啦在线学习网 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
学习啦在线学习网 A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
学习啦在线学习网 Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have enough guts!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
短篇英语笑话：How to Become Rich
如何致富
学习啦在线学习网 Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
学习啦在线学习网 Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
学习啦在线学习网 弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。
姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。
弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。
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