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有关于英语笑话故事：Sensory Perception
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden
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of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and
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有关于英语笑话故事：Kittens
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
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"How did you know?" his mother asked.
学习啦在线学习网 "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied, "I think it's printed on the bottom."
有关于英语笑话故事：Saying my prayers
A grandfather was walking past his young granddaughter's room one night when he saw her kneeling beside her bed, with head bowed and hands folded, repeating the alphabet.
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学习啦在线学习网 She explained, "I'm saying my prayers, but I couldn't think of just what I wanted to say. So I'm just saying all the letters of the alphabet, and God can put them together however he thinks best."
有关于英语笑话故事：Mortgage Problems
学习啦在线学习网 One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a 0 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a ,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas."
学习啦在线学习网 Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me again some other time."
Well, about two days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father asked him why he was leaving. The boy said,"Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and DAMN if I'll get stuck with an ,000 mortgage!"
有关于英语笑话故事：Concussion
学习啦在线学习网 One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground slide and hit his head.
Worried that he might have a concussion, she checked him all night.
Every hour, she'd gently shake him and ask, "What's your name?"
Soon, he began moaning in protest each time she entered the room.
When Sally went in at 5:00 A.M., she found something white on his forehead. Leaning close, she saw a crayon-scrawled message taped to his forehead.
It read: "My name is Daniel."
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