有关英语笑话带翻译

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　　有关英语笑话带翻译：一个吝啬鬼的邀请

　　The notorious cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. He said. ″Come upto 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open. Push with your foot.″

　　一个出了名的吝啬鬼在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”

　　″Why use my elbow and foot?″″Well. Gosh,″ was the reply. ″You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?″

　　“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。

　　有关英语笑话带翻译：迟钝的老公

学习啦在线学习网 　　Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a specialoccasion.

　　婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。

学习啦在线学习网 　　On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted,Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?

学习啦在线学习网 　　在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗?

　　Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, So, you want to switch seats?

学习啦在线学习网 　　他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：因此，你想交换座位吗?

　　有关英语笑话带翻译：催命理发员

　　Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?

　　理发员：你进来时是不是系着红围巾?

　　Customer: No.

　　顾客：没有呀。

　　Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.

　　理发员：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。

　　有关英语笑话带翻译：紧遵医嘱

　　Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?

　　布朗：看到你身体这样不好真让人难过。你去看医生了吗?

　　Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day.

　　杰克：看过了，我现在一天洗三次澡。

　　Brown: What for?

　　布朗：为什么?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow thedirections on the bottle, which read:" One tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water."

学习啦在线学习网 　　杰克：我也不知道，这是医生的嘱咐。他给了我一些药并告诉我要按照药瓶上的说明去做。说明上面写着“一天三次在水中服一汤匙。”

　　
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