英语笑话带翻译欣赏
英语笑话带翻译欣赏
学习啦在线学习网 冷笑话不同于一般的笑话，以其独特的制笑机制，能瞬间制造出一种特殊氛围。学习啦小编整理了关于英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
关于英语笑话带翻译：Two Birds 两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
学习啦在线学习网 老师：请说说看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
学习啦在线学习网 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
关于英语笑话带翻译：a man of actions
a crowd of student was gathered on the campus of oxford university. “you can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, i’ll leave oxford this very evening!”
a buzzing noise followed. “what a man of actions!” one said in admiration. “how should we support him and learn from him!” said another.
suddenly, a girl asked, “what did the dean say to you, hob?”
学习啦在线学习网 he bent and whispered to her, “well,er???er???miss rose, er???he told me to get clean away from oxford this very evening!”
一个言出必行的人
学习啦在线学习网 一群学生聚在牛津的校园里，一个年轻人情绪激动地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果那个家伙不收回他今早对我说的话，我今晚就离开牛津。”
下面一片喧哗。“真是个言出必行的人。”一个人艳羡地说。另一个说：“我们要支持他、学习他。”
突然，一个女孩问道：“那家伙对你说什么了，霍波?”
他弯下腰小声说：“哦，呃…呃…，罗斯小姐，呃…他说要我今晚从牛津滚出去。”
关于英语笑话带翻译：How do I get the gum out
distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "i'm meeting my wife right away. how do i get the gum out from my ears?"
学习啦在线学习网 当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“ 我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢?”
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