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有趣的英文笑话故事精选

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学习啦在线学习网有趣的英文笑话故事精选

  虽然有些笑话挺好玩,但无论怎样,这种笑话听了也不会想那些听“正常”笑话后一样开怀大笑,这就叫冷笑话。小编精心收集了有趣的英文笑话故事,供大家欣赏学习!

  有趣的英文笑话故事:我可以回家了

  One day after school the teacher said to his students,“Tomorrow morning,if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day,when the teacher came into the classroom,he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked,“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me,”said Bob,“Now,I can go home,Good-bye,Sir! ”

学习啦在线学习网   一天,放学以后,老师对他的学生们说:“明天上午,如果你们当中的任何一个同学能回答我的第一个问题,我就准许他或她最先回家。”第二天,老师走进教室时发现黑板已被乱涂,他非常生气地问:“谁涂的? 请站起来。”鲍勃说:“先生,是我,现在我可以回家了,再见。”

  有趣的英文笑话故事:无需回答

  Teacher:“I have two questions,it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question.How much hair do you have?”

  老师:“我有两个题目,你若能答出第一题就不需答第二题。你有多少根头发?”

学习啦在线学习网   Student :“A hundred and twenty millions.”

  学生:“1.2亿根。”

学习啦在线学习网   Teacher:“How do you know it?”

  老师:“你怎么知道?”

学习啦在线学习网   Student:“It is not necessary to answer the second question.”

学习啦在线学习网   学生:“第二题不需回答。”

  有趣的英文笑话故事:幽默

  Mother:“Susie,every time you misbehave,I get another gray hair.”

学习啦在线学习网   母亲:“苏茜,每次你表现不好,我就多长一根白头发。”

  Susie:“Gosh,mom,you must have been a terror.Just look at Grandma.”

  苏茜:“天哪,妈,那你肯定一直都表现很糟。看看外婆吧。”

  有趣的英文笑话故事:开车

  Father:“Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.”

  父亲:“哎呀,我刚才违规右转弯了。”

  Susie:“That' s okay,Dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing.”

  苏茜:“没事,爸,跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。”

  有趣的英文笑话故事:签字

  Where the Declaration of Independence was signed?

学习啦在线学习网   《独立宣言》是在哪儿签字的?

  Teacher:“Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed?”

学习啦在线学习网   老师:“谁知道《独立宣言》在哪儿签字的?”

  Student:“I know,I know.At the bottom of the page.”

学习啦在线学习网   学生:“我知道,我知道。是在那页纸的底部。”

  
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