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简单的英语小笑话大全

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学习啦在线学习网   笑话(jokes)往往是指能引人发笑的谈话或故事。作为文体,篇幅短小,故事情节简单而巧妙,往往出人意料,取得令人捧腹的艺术效果。下面是学习啦小编精心收集的简单的英语小笑话,希望大家喜欢!

  简单的英语小笑话篇一

  成年人的抉择

学习啦在线学习网   The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a have tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one.He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult decisions. Sure enough,a few days after his 18th birthday,he come home with a tattoo. Although l was not happy about this, I was curious to see what symbol of masculin', he had chosen. There, on his shoulder,was a two inch image of Mickey Mouse.

  我儿子十八岁前的那一年,常常向我提出准许他文身。但我拒绝允许他这么做。他争辩说他不久就要成为男子汉了,并说他应该能够做出成年人的抉择了。果然,十八岁生日的几天后,他文了身,回到家里。尽管我对此感到不高兴,但出于好奇,我想看看他选择了什么雄性象征物。原来他在肩上文了一个两英寸长的米老鼠像。

  简单的英语小笑话篇二

  两个律师

学习啦在线学习网   Two attomsys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches herel" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

  两个律师走进一个餐厅点了两杯饮料,然后从手提箱中拿出三明治开始吃起来。餐厅老板走过来说道:“你们不能在这里吃自己的三明治。”两个律师对看了一眼,耸耸肩,然后交换了手中的三明治。

  简单的英语小笑话篇三

学习啦在线学习网   At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"The other woman replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

学习啦在线学习网   在一个鸡尾酒舞会上,一个女人对另外一个女人说:“你的结婚戒指带错手指了。 男一个回答说:“是的,人也嫁错了。”

  简单的英语小笑话篇四

  my first operation

  这也是我第一次动手术

学习啦在线学习网   patient:l'm so frightened, this is my first operation.

  病人:我很害怕,这是我第一次动手术。

  surgeon: i know just how you feel. this is my first operation, too.

学习啦在线学习网   外科医生:我完全理解你的心情。这也是我第一次动手术。

  
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