关于经典英文小笑话大全
关于经典英文小笑话大全
学习啦在线学习网 笑话常常运用夸张手法，突出对象的本质特点，使人在笑声中领悟到生活中的某些真理。学习啦小编整理了关于经典英文小笑话，欢迎阅读!
关于经典英文小笑话篇一
Mrs.Smith lived in London. One day she received some American
dollars from her daughter who was working in New York. She went to
a jewelry shop for a pair of earrings. At the counter, the salesman checked
each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old woman
impatient. At last she couldn't wait anymore, uttering:
"Trust me, sir, and trust the American dollars. they are directly from
America."
直接从美国来的
学习啦在线学习网 史密斯太太住在伦敦。一天她收到在美国工作的大女儿寄来的钱。于是
她就去珠宝店想买一对耳环。在柜台，售货员非常仔细地检查着每一张美元。
这一来她有点儿不耐烦了。最后她忍不住了，说：“相信我，相信这些美元
吧。这可都是直接从美国来的呢。”
关于经典英文小笑话篇二
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes." When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."
雨伞
一位住在旅馆的绅士把他的雨伞放在了大厅里，不过他在伞柄上系了
一张卡片，上面写道，“此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士。我将在十分钟
内回来。当他回来时，发现雨伞已经不翼而飞，取而代之的是另一张卡片，
上面写着：“此卡是一位一小时能跑十英里的人留下的，我将永远不回来了。”
关于经典英文小笑话篇三
学习啦在线学习网 I'm the Biggest Liar.
Stranger: Catch any fish?
学习啦在线学习网 Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning.
Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the game warden.
Fisherman: Know who I am? I'm the biggest liar in the state.
我是最大的说谎者
学习啦在线学习网 陌生人：钓到鱼了吗?
学习啦在线学习网 钓鱼者：我是谁?一早晨我就在这条小溪钓到了40多条鱼呢。
陌生人：你知道我是谁吗?我是这里的渔猎执行官。
钓鱼者：那你知道我是谁吗?我是全国最大的说谎者。
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