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有关小学英语小笑话故事大全

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  有关小学英语小笑话故事篇一

  Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.

学习啦在线学习网   Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.

  Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.

学习啦在线学习网   Tommy: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the sidewalk.

  杰克:我在学校门前的人行道上拣了50分。

  汤米:我想那是我的,今天我在那儿掉了50分,找不到了。

  杰克:但是我拣的是两个两毛五的呀。

  汤米:那就更是我的了。因为钱在掉到地上的时候可能摔两半了。

  有关小学英语小笑话故事篇二

  A Blind Beggar

学习啦在线学习网   There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by,thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.After walking a few steps, thedrunkard turned around to see the blind man holding the money up to the sunlight to check ifit was genuine.

  The drunk man, feeling cheated, ran back and snatched the money back, "You're gonna die!How dare you cheat me…"

学习啦在线学习网   The blind man, not wanting to feel like a cheater, retorted, "Hey man, I'm sorry, I'm just here toreplace my friend who really is blind. He went to the bathroom, and should be right back…Actually… I'm mute."

  "Oh, oh, in that case..." whereupon the drunk threw the money back and stumbled away.

  醉汉和盲人乞丐

学习啦在线学习网   在路边一个盲人乞丐戴着墨镜在街上行乞。一个醉汉走过来,觉得他可怜,就扔了一百元给他。走了一段路,醉汉一回头,恰好看见那个盲人正对着太阳分辨那张百元大抄的真假。

学习啦在线学习网   醉汉过来一把夺回钱道:“你不想活了,竟敢骗老子!”

学习啦在线学习网   盲人乞丐一脸委屈说:“大哥,真对不起啊,我是替一个朋友在这看一下,他是个瞎子,去上厕所了,其实我是个哑巴。”

学习啦在线学习网   “哦,是这样子啊!”于是醉汉扔下钱, 又摇摇晃晃地走了……

  有关小学英语小笑话故事篇三

学习啦在线学习网   How do I get the gum out?

  Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their earsfrom popping.

  When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I'm meeting my wiferight away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?

学习啦在线学习网   怎么把口香糖取出来呢?

  当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候,她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。

  飞机着陆后,一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前,说道:“ 我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢?”

  
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