一分钟英语小笑话演讲
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一分钟英语小笑话篇1
不要被逮着了!
学习啦在线学习网 Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd hadany luck.
在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。
"No,nothing today,but you should see me yesterday. I caught fourteen bass in the morning andanother twelve in the afternoon!"
“今天什么也没有，不过你应该昨天来见我才是。昨天早上我钓了十四尾鲈鱼，下午钓了十二尾呢!
"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"
“哦，那相当不错嘛，你知道我是谁吗?”
学习啦在线学习网 "No."
学习啦在线学习网 “不知道。”
学习啦在线学习网 "I happen to be the game warden."
学习啦在线学习网 “我恰巧就是监视狩猎的管理员。”
学习啦在线学习网 "Oh.And do you know who I am? I'm the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on."
学习啦在线学习网 “哦，那你又知道我是谁吗?我是你所发现最会说谎话的人。”
一分钟英语小笑话篇2
学习共同分享
Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave thesmaller piece to his sister.
学习啦在线学习网 强尼把一块派一分为二，把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。
学习啦在线学习网 "Hey," said his sister, "if I'd divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself. "
学习啦在线学习网 “嘿，如果是我来分那块派，我会把小的留给我自己，”妹妹说。
"Well, that's what you got, so what are you complaining about?"
学习啦在线学习网 “你不是分到小块的吗，还抱怨什么呢?”
一分钟英语小笑话篇3
肉商与律师
学习啦在线学习网 A dog ran into a butcher and grabbed a roast off the counter.
学习啦在线学习网 有一只狗，跑进一家肉店把一块烤肉从台子上抢走。
Fortunately,the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.
很幸运地，肉商辨认出’这只狗是属于他邻居的。
The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
这位邻居碰巧又是一位律师。
学习啦在线学习网 Incensed at the theft,the butcher called up his neighter and said,
学习啦在线学习网 这起窃盗激怒了这位肉商。于是他就打电话给他的邻居说：
"Hey,if your dog stole a rasat from my butcher shop,would you be liable for the coast of the meat?"
“喂，如果你的狗儿从我的肉店偷走了一块烤肉，你会为这块肉的损失费用负责任吗?”
The lawyer replied,"Of course,how much was the roast?"
这名律师回答说：“当然会呀，这块烤肉多少钱呢?”
学习啦在线学习网 "."Afew days later the butcher received a check in the mail for .
学习啦在线学习网 “八元。”几天后，这位肉商收到一封邮件，里面有一张八元的支票。
Attached to it was an invoice that read:
学习啦在线学习网 这张支票却附上了一张发票，上面写着：
Legal Consultation Service:0.
“法律咨询服务 ：一百五十元。”
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