关于运动的英语笑话

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　　关于运动的英语笑话：运动世家

　　A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they"ll make a basketball team. The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys, one more and I"ll be the world-champion soccer-team"s coach. The American starts laughing. He says I"ve had 17 wives and no kids!! But one more wife and I"ll open a golf course!

　　德国人 , 英国人和美语正在一列火车上旅行。 他们变得无趣而且开始告诉彼此关于他们的家庭。 德国人说我有 4个小孩, 另外一个和他们"ll 泡一个篮球队。 英国人说哼!!那毫不，我喝 10个男孩、另外一个和我 " ll 是世界-冠军的足球 - 队 " s 教练。 美国开始笑。 他说我"ve 有 17个老婆和没有小孩!! 但是另外一个妻子和我"ll 打开一个高尔夫球场!

　　关于运动的英语笑话：运动会

学习啦在线学习网 　　The elder brother takes a younger brother to attend the sports games of school.While connecting a dint match a beginning, the younger brother asks:"Front why does that person run so and quickly?"

　　The elder brother answers a way:"Certainly want to run quickly, you didn't see a behind, is that person taking stick to make track for and beat him?"

学习啦在线学习网 　　哥哥带着弟弟去参加学校的运动会。当接力赛开始时，弟弟问：“前面那个人为什么跑得那么快?”

　　哥哥答道：“当然要快跑啦，你没有看见后面那个人正拿棍子追着要打他吗?”

　　关于运动的英语笑话：操劳不丧身，忧愁愁煞人。

学习啦在线学习网 　　This story is about another five doctor who went duck hunting one day.These five doctors were a general practice physician，a pediatri-cian,a psychiatrist，a surgeon and a pathologist.

　　这个故事学习啦在线学习网是关于另外5个医生的故事，一天他们去打野鸭，这五个医生包括一个全科医生、一个儿科医生、一个精神病医生、一个外科医生和病理学家。

　　A:Look，a bird is coming winging overhead.

　　看，一只鸟在头顶飞过。

　　B:Why did you raise your shotgun and then hesitate?

　　你为什么举起枪又犹豫了呢?

　　A:I am not quite sure it's a duck，I think that I will have to get a second opinion，but the bird was long gone.

学习啦在线学习网 　　我不敢肯定那是不是鸭子，我想我必须听听另一医生的诊断意见。但这时鸟飞走了。

　　B:Look!Another duck.

　　看!另一只鸭子。

　　C:Why don't you shoot at it?

学习啦在线学习网 　　你为什么不打它?

学习啦在线学习网 　　B:(Muttering ) I am also unsure if it is really a duck in my sight and besides，it might have babies，I'll have to do some more investiga- dons.

　　(喃喃自语)我也不能肯定那是不是鸭子。并且那只鸟可能还怀着小鸟，我必须作进一步调查。

学习啦在线学习网 　　C:But the creature make good its escape.

学习啦在线学习网 　　但是那家伙从容不迫地逃脱了。

　　(Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist.Shotgun shouldered，he was more certain of his intended prey's identity.

学习啦在线学习网 　　然后，是眼尖的精神病医生看到了飞鸟。用肩顶住枪托，他比其他人更清楚自己瞄准的猎物是什么。)

学习啦在线学习网 　　D:Why do you hesitate since you know it is a duek?

学习啦在线学习网 　　既然你知道那是只鸭子你还犹豫什么?

　　C:Now，I know it's a duck，but does it know it's a duck?

学习啦在线学习网 　　是啊，现在我知道那是只鸭子，可它自己知道吗?

　　(Finally，a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed sky wards. BOOM!The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him.

　　最后，第四只鸭子快速地飞过。这次是外科医生把猎枪对准了天空。“嘣”一声枪响，外科医生放下枪口还在冒烟的猎枪，扭过头，面无表情地对身边的病理学家说。)

　　D:Good to see if that was a duck，will you?

学习啦在线学习网 　　去看看那是不是一只野鸭，可以吗?