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外国英语趣味笑话四则

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外国英语趣味笑话四则

  在日常繁忙的生活,也不要忘记了放松自己。下面学习啦小编为大家带来外国英语趣味笑话四则,希望大家喜欢!

  外国英语趣味笑话:大学毕业生

学习啦在线学习网   A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”

学习啦在线学习网   一个年轻人被一家超市录用了,第一天去报到的时候,超市经理微笑着与他握手致意,然后递给他一个扫把,说道:“你的第一个工作是把商店打扫干净。”

学习啦在线学习网   "But I' m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.

  “但是我是大学毕业生啊。”年轻人有些愤怒的答道。

学习啦在线学习网   "Oh, I’m sorry. I didn't know that,” said the manager. "Here, give me the broom 一I'll show you how.”

  “噢,是这样。”很抱歉,我不知道经理说。“把扫把给我,我做个示范给你看。”

  外国英语趣味笑话:女人最喜爱哪四种动物呢

  A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage,a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass who'll pay for it all.

学习啦在线学习网   衣柜里的“水貂”,车库里的“美洲虎”,卧室里的“猛虎”,和愿意为她们买这些的“傻驴”。

  外国英语趣味笑话:生日礼物

  The couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I' 11 buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and he doesn’t get her anything.

  一对夫妻由于很多年都相处不融洽,所以丈夫想:“我要买一块墓地送给我妻子做生日礼物。”你能想象他妻子有多失望。第二年,妻子的生日又到了,但是他没有给她任何东西。

  She says,“ Why didn't you get me a birthday present?"

  妻子说:“为什么你不送给我生日礼物。”

  He says, "You didn't use what I got you Last year!”

  丈夫回答:“因为去年我送你的生日礼物你没有用。”

  外国英语趣味笑话:猜疑心

  There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him,"Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!” The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying," She's not only bald,but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume !”

学习啦在线学习网   曾有过这么一个老婆,由于强烈的猜疑心,以至于每晚当他丈夫回家之后,她因为没能从她丈夫的上衣上找到头发而对他大吼道:“好啊!你竟然为了一个秃头女人而欺骗我!”第二天晚上,她没有闻到丈夫身上有香水味,她又对他大吼道:“她不仅是个秃头女人,还是个穷的连香水都买不起的女人!”

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