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放松心情英语幽默故事

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放松心情英语幽默故事

  在日常繁忙的生活中,也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是学习啦小编为大家带来放松心情英语幽默故事,希望大家喜欢!

  放松心情英语幽默故事:聪明的目击人

  A witness to an automobile accident was testifying.

学习啦在线学习网   有一名车祸目击证人正在出庭作证。

  The lawyer asked him,"Did you actually see theaccident?"

  律师问他:“你确实看见了这起车祸吗?”

  The witness:"Yes,sir."

学习啦在线学习网   目击证人说:“是的, 长官."

  The lawyer :"How far away were you when the accident happened?"

  律师说:“当车祸发生的时候,你在多远的地方?”

  The witness:"Thirty-one feet,six and one quarter inches."

学习啦在线学习网   目击证人说:“三十一英尺,六又四分之一 英尺。”

  The lawyer(thinking he'd trap the witness):"Well ,sir,will you please tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"

  这名律师说(心想他会让这务目击证人陷,入阴谋的勘计之中):“那好吧,先生,请你告诉陪审团,你怎么知道确实是那个距离昵?”

  The witness:"Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it.I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that silly question."

学习啦在线学习网   目击证人说:“因为当车祸发生的时候,就拿出了卷尽测量过宦。我早知道会莉一个令人伤脑筋.律师问。我那个蠢问题 。”

  放松心情英语幽默故事:接听熨斗

  A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.

  有一个人走进他的办公室,他的两个耳朵都包扎了绷带。

  The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"

学习啦在线学习网   老板说:“你的耳朵怎么啦?”

  He says,"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.

  他说:“昨天电话响的时候,我正在用熨斗烫衬衫。我竟然无意闾就把熨斗拿来接听。

学习啦在线学习网   The boss says,"Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?"

学习啦在线学习网   老板说:“ 嗯,好吧,那解释了一个耳朵,可是你的另一个耳朵又是怎么一回事呀?”

  He says,"Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!"

  他说:“嗯,哎呀!我得打电给医生嘛!”

  放松心情英语幽默故事:糟糕的上班日

  A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.

学习啦在线学习网   有一名男子加入一家大型跨国。公司接受训练。

  On his first day at work,he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,

  在他上班的第一天,他拨电话到餐饮室,并且,对着电话大声喊!

  "Get me a coffee quickly!"

  “ 快点给我送杯咖啡过来!”

  The voice from the other side responded,

学习啦在线学习网   电话另外-端的声音却响应说:

学习啦在线学习网   "You fool you have dialed the wrong extension!Do you know who you are talking to,dumbo?"

学习啦在线学习网   “你这个笨蛋,你拨错分机了!蠢蛋,你知道你在跟谁说话吗?”这名受训的人回答说,

学习啦在线学习网   "No,"replied the trainee.

  “不知道。”“你这个笨蛋,我是公司的总经理。”

  The man shouted back immediately,

  这名男子立刻大声吼回去:

  "And do you know who you are talking to,you fool?"

  “你这个笨蛋,你知道你在跟谁说话吗?…总经理回答:

  "No,replied the General Manager.

学习啦在线学习网   “不知道。”这名受训 的人周答说:

  "Good !",replied the trainee and then put down the phone!

学习啦在线学习网   “很好!”,然后就把电话给挂了。

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