有趣搞笑的英语谜语精选

有趣搞笑的英语谜语精选

　　谜语最初起源于汉族民间口头文学，是我们的祖先在长期生产劳动和生活实践中创造出来的，是汉族劳动人民聪明智慧的表现。以下是学习啦网小编为大家整理的有趣高兴的英语谜语及答案精选：

　　1. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

学习啦在线学习网 　　An echo.(回声)

学习啦在线学习网 　　2. Why do some old people never use glasses?

　　They must prefer bottles to glasses.

学习啦在线学习网 　　3. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

　　Post office.

　　4. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?

学习啦在线学习网 　　A secret.

学习啦在线学习网 　　5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?

学习啦在线学习网 　　A photographer.

　　6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?

　　A kitten.(小猫)

　　7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.

　　8. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?

　　A mushroom.(蘑菇)

学习啦在线学习网 　　9. What do you know about the kings of France?

学习啦在线学习网 　　They are all dead.

　　10. What question can you never answer 'yes" to"

学习啦在线学习网 　　Are you asleep?

　　11. What is smaller than an insect's mouth?

　　Anything it eats.

学习啦在线学习网 　　12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

　　13. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?

　　Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)

　　14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

　　They make faces all day.

　　15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

　　Sixty.

　　16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

学习啦在线学习网 　　When you are in it.

学习啦在线学习网 　　17. How many sides does a house have?

　　Two - inside and outside.

　　18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

　　A doorbell.

学习啦在线学习网 　　19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

学习啦在线学习网 　　On his feet.

　　20. When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did?

学习啦在线学习网 　　He got wet first of all.

　　21. Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

　　I myself.

　　22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

　　A comb.

学习啦在线学习网 　　23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

　　A farmer.

学习啦在线学习网 　　24. Why does time fly?

学习啦在线学习网 　　To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

　　25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

　　The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

　　26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

　　All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

学习啦在线学习网 　　27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

　　A river.

　　28. What kind of dog never bite?

　　A hot dog.

　　29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Because it can't sit down.

学习啦在线学习网 　　30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

　　It's nice not to see you again.

学习啦在线学习网 　　31. What wears a cap but has no head?

　　A bottle.

　　32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

　　A flag.

　　33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

　　A night watchman with a college education.

学习啦在线学习网 　　34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

　　Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

　　35. What is wind?