有趣搞笑的英语谜语精选(2)

有趣搞笑的英语谜语精选

学习啦在线学习网 　　Air in a hurry.

　　36. What comes after the letter "A"?

　　All the other letters.

学习啦在线学习网 　　37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

　　Teapot.

　　38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

　　Short.

学习啦在线学习网 　　39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

学习啦在线学习网 　　A barber.

学习啦在线学习网 　　40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

　　Because he wants to go to high school.

　　41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

　　Water.

学习啦在线学习网 　　42. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?

学习啦在线学习网 　　A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

　　43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Because he's dead.

　　44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

　　Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

　　45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

　　Nothing. Because I'm a woman.

　　46. What always travels on foot?

　　A shoe.

　　47. Where can happiness always be found?

学习啦在线学习网 　　In the dictionary.

学习啦在线学习网 　　48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

学习啦在线学习网 　　A pillow.(枕头)

　　49. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?

学习啦在线学习网 　　He can't read.

　　50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

　　The outside.

学习啦在线学习网 　　51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

　　Cool!

学习啦在线学习网 　　52. What is never used until it's broken?

　　An egg.

　　53. What's a skeleton?(骨架)

学习啦在线学习网 　　It's a lot of bones without the person on them!

　　54. What is dark but made by light?

　　A shadow.

学习啦在线学习网 　　55. What can you break with only one word?

　　Silence.

学习啦在线学习网 　　56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

学习啦在线学习网 　　The light.

学习啦在线学习网 　　57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why?

　　Because the truck driver was walking.

　　58. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

　　Darkness.

　　59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

　　60. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

　　A hole.

学习啦在线学习网 　　61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

　　A map.

　　62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

　　The temperature.

学习啦在线学习网 　　63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

学习啦在线学习网 　　It never eats.

　　64.

　　Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

　　A priest.(牧师)

　　65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

学习啦在线学习网 　　66. How many great men have been born in London?

　　None. Only babies.

学习啦在线学习网 　　67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

学习啦在线学习网 　　When you have a hole in your pocket.

学习啦在线学习网 　　68. Where can milk be best stored?

学习啦在线学习网 　　In a cow.

　　69.What's the hardest thing about learning skating?

学习啦在线学习网 　　The ice.

学习啦在线学习网 　　70. Why is writing called handwriting?

　　If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.