经典英文爆笑笑话大全
在笑话的翻译过程中,由于文化差异,语用歧义以及其他的诸多原因,笑话翻译总是很难达到预期的效果,也因此很难赢得人们的笑声。下面是学习啦小编带来的经典英文爆笑笑话，欢迎阅读!
经典英文爆笑笑话篇一
我不想走路回家
Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock.
学习啦在线学习网 汤姆是一位老人，他喜欢在晚饭后到大街上散步，在7点回来睡觉。
学习啦在线学习网 But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”
学习啦在线学习网 但是，今天晚上一辆小汽车停在他家门前，汤姆在一位警察的帮助下走下汽车。警察告诉汤姆的妻子：“这位老人在街上迷路了，他让我用汽车送他回来。”
After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?”
警察走后：“汤姆，你每天都到那条街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎么了?”
The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.”
学习啦在线学习网 这位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。”
经典英文爆笑笑话篇二
Pain Everywhere哪里都痛
A man went to the doctor and explained, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
一个人跑到医生那里，说：“医生，我碰哪儿，哪儿疼。”
The doctor asked, "What do you mean?"
医生问，“什么意思?”
The man said, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, the pain is excruciating."
那个人说：“我摸我的肩膀的时候，真的很疼。摸膝盖的时候——哎呀!摸我的前额，真的是钻心的疼。”
学习啦在线学习网 The doctor said, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
学习啦在线学习网 医生说：“我知道是什么问题了——你的手指受伤了。”
经典英文爆笑笑话篇三
a man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. a friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. the weeping one said, the doctor has just told me i'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.
学习啦在线学习网 一个男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流泪。一个朋友走进来问他为何如此伤心。那人哭着说：刚才医生告诉我，在我的余生里都要吃这些药片。
cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.
他的朋友很轻松地指出，许多人一辈子每天都要吃药。当然，男人回答说：但是他只给了我十片。
经典英文爆笑笑话篇四
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said. 在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。
经典英文爆笑笑话篇五
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.
学习啦在线学习网 "Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."
"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"
学习啦在线学习网 "To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."
中文翻译：
学习啦在线学习网 一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。
学习啦在线学习网 "大夫!"他说，"帮帮我!一个月前我吞了一分硬币!"
"天哪，"大夫说，"早干嘛去了?你当时怎么不来看?"
学习啦在线学习网 "实话告诉您吧，大夫，"穷人说，"我当时还不缺钱!"
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