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关于简单英文小笑话：Blonde Diet
A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eatregularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
学习啦在线学习网 "Why, that’s amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded. "I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."
关于简单英文小笑话：Flowers
A blonde and a brunette are walking past a flower shop.
学习啦在线学习网 The brunette sees her boyfriend inside and says: "Oh no, my boyfriend is inside buying me flowers again."
The blonde asks: "Why is that so bad?"
The brunette says:"Every time he buys me flowers, he expects something in return and I don't feel like spending the entire weekend with my legs in the air."
学习啦在线学习网 The blonde asks:"Why, don't you have a vase?"
关于简单英文小笑话：Lights On
学习啦在线学习网 A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops- especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.
"Yes," says the blonde.
学习啦在线学习网 "Are their lights on?"
The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."
关于简单英文小笑话：Catch Again
After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: "Say, do you have AIDS?". "NO!", the guy answers firmly, "Of course not!" "Oh, that’s good", replies the blonde, "I don't wanna catch it again".
关于简单英文小笑话：A Night In Mexico
Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.
学习啦在线学习网 They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
学习啦在线学习网 The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
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