笑话是一种重要的交际手段,在人们的日常生活中起着重要作用,在社会文化中占据着重要地位。学习啦小编分享儿童英语笑话故事，希望可以帮助大家!

　　儿童英语笑话故事：I Caught Every Step

　　我一级也没漏

　　Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.

学习啦在线学习网 　　Did you miss a step? asked his dad.

　　No, I caught every blessed one! came the bitter answered.

　　布朗先生在看晚报，忽然传来一阵什么东西从楼上摔下来的响声。他跳了起来，跑到厅里，发现自己上了学的儿子四角朝天地躺在地上。

　　你是不是踩漏了一级台阶?爸爸问。

学习啦在线学习网 　　不，我每一级都撞上了，一级也没有漏掉!儿子痛苦地回答。

　　儿童英语笑话故事：But the teacher cried

　　可是老师哭了

学习啦在线学习网 　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被宠坏的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, heeither cried or threw a temper tantrum(乱发脾气) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

学习啦在线学习网 　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

学习啦在线学习网 　　Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?

　　Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!

　　六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。

　　约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?

　　哭?约翰问，不，我没哭，可老师哭了。

　　儿童英语笑话故事：Who is Stupid 谁愚蠢

　　A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

学习啦在线学习网 　　Little Johnny then stood up.

　　The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

　　"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

　　一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。

　　小约翰尼站了起来。

学习啦在线学习网 　　“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼?”老师问。

学习啦在线学习网 　　“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”

　　儿童英语笑话故事：Lost Purse 丢失的钱包

　　A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a bill in it. Now there are twenty class="main">