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关于小学英语笑话：When he grows up
学习啦在线学习网 A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," replied the boy's father.
His friend thought for a moment and responded, "That's a rather strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well," said the boy's father, "he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
关于小学英语笑话：He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
学习啦在线学习网 Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
学习啦在线学习网 Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
关于小学英语笑话：The teacher's pest
老师的调皮学生
It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot.
Josie is bored with school. She prefers to be at the beach with the tide.
She cannot sit in her seat. She cannot stop talking.
学习啦在线学习网 While the teacher writes on the board, Josie gets up and talks to one of her intimate friends. The teacher, Mr. Rolla, hears the noise and says. "Josie, sit down and be quiet." Josie sits down. Mr. Rolla continues with the lessons. Josie gets up and talks to another friend. "Sit down and be quiet. " Says Mr. Rolla. He is very annoyed with her. Josie continues talking.
"O.K." Mr. Rolla gets furious. "If you want to talk. Then come to the front of the classroom and be the teacher."
"All right, " agrees Josie. She comes to the front of the classroom and says, "Quiet, everyone. I am a new teacher, and I say class dismissed."
六月，太阳高挂天空，天气非常炎热。
朱丝对上课很厌烦，她更想在海滩观看潮起潮落。
她在座位上坐不住，不停地讲话。
当老师在黑板上写字时，朱丝站起来和一个朋友说话，瑞拉老师听到了，就说：“朱丝，坐下，安静点。”朱丝坐下来，老师继续讲课，朱丝又站起来和另一个朋友说话。“坐下，安静点。”可是朱丝又站起来说话，他生气了。
“如果你想说话，到教师前面来说话吧，你当老师吧。”老师愤怒地说。
学习啦在线学习网 “好的，”朱丝说。她走到教室前说：“安静点，同学们，我是新老师，现在下课。”
关于小学英语笑话：Clever Bobby 聪明的博比
Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.
"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."
学习啦在线学习网 He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe(长颈鹿).
学习啦在线学习网 "What's that, Bobby?"
学习啦在线学习网 "Horsey," said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"
布朗非常欣赏他的小儿子。一次他和一位客人聊他的儿子有多聪明。 布朗说：“他只有两岁，就认识所有的动物了。他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家。来，我让你看看。”
他从书架上拿下一本自然书，把博比抱到膝上，打开书。指着一张长颈鹿的画片。
“博比，这是什么?” “马马，”博比回答。 他又指了一张老虎的画片，博比回答说：“猫咪。” 然后布朗又指了一张狮子的画片，博比说：“狗狗。” 他又指了一张黑猩猩的画片，博比说：“爸爸!”
关于小学英语笑话：The Code Word Is...
A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code word to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter."
学习啦在线学习网 One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter."
学习啦在线学习网 The child told her mom what her dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red ribbon in the typewriter."
The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, and then returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
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