有关简短英语小笑话大全
笑话来源于生活，是学来的。笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言，笑话是一种艺术方法，用这种方法造成以笑为艺术手段的文学艺术作品。学习啦小编整理了有关简短英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!
有关简短英语小笑话篇一
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
学习啦在线学习网 After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
学习啦在线学习网 "Certainly"
学习啦在线学习网 "You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
学习啦在线学习网 "Then why you didn't take it back?"
学习啦在线学习网 "I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
学习啦在线学习网 有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。
儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?” “当然”“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”
“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”“那你为什么不拿回来呢?”
“我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!”
有关简短英语小笑话篇二
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
学习啦在线学习网 Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
学习啦在线学习网 Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?
学习啦在线学习网 妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。
所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。
学习啦在线学习网 哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。
对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗?还着什么急呀?
有关简短英语小笑话篇三
学习啦在线学习网 I was making rolls and, needing a warm place for the dough to rise, put the bowl in a heating pad. Then I left the house on an errand(使命，差事) . When I came back, I found this note from my son: "Dear Mom, I hope your bread gets better."
学习啦在线学习网 我在做面包，需要把面团放在一个暖和点的地方使它发起来。我把面盆放在电热褥里，后来就出去干别的活去了。等我回家时，发现儿子留下一张纸条，上面写着：“亲爱的妈妈，我希望您的面包已经病好了。”
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