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爆笑小学英语小笑话大全

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学习啦在线学习网   笑话是民族文化及社会生活中不可缺少的一环,从古至今都拥有广大的受众,深受人们喜爱。小编精心收集了爆笑小学英语小笑话,供大家欣赏学习!

  爆笑小学英语小笑话:热胀冷缩的道理

  Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract.Now,can anyone give me a good example?

学习啦在线学习网   老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理.现在,谁给我举个例子?

  John:Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.

  约翰:嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短.

  爆笑小学英语小笑话:为什么我的答案是错的

  "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.“

  你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说

  "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

学习啦在线学习网   “她问我一个问题,然后自己回答了,过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”

  爆笑小学英语小笑话:吠狗不咬人

  The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

学习啦在线学习网   一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

  "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid.

学习啦在线学习网   “没有关系,”一位先生说,

学习啦在线学习网   Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

  “不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗:‘吠狗不咬人。’”

学习啦在线学习网   "Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

  “啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”

  
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