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学习啦在线学习网   下面是学习啦小编整理的趣味英语爆笑笑话,欢迎大家阅读!

  趣味英语爆笑笑话:可怜的男人

  A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

  Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

学习啦在线学习网   The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

  Bartender: "That should make you happy."

  The man: "No, the month is up today!"

  一个男人坐在酒吧里,伤心至极。

  酒吧招待:“你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?”

  男人:“我们吵了一架,她说一个月都不跟我说话。”

学习啦在线学习网   酒吧招待:“那你应该高兴才是啊!”

学习啦在线学习网   男人:“不,今天是这个月的最后一天。”

  趣味英语爆笑笑话:太黑了,看不见

  After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

  晚饭后,父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将学习啦在线学习网,这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来,便对正在看电视的儿子说道:“宝贝,去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?” 过了一会儿,儿子回来说:“妈,厨房里太黑了,我根本就看不见。”

  趣味英语爆笑笑话:One real man

  The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely(严格地,严厉地).

  Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel(劝告,建议) to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right.

  It's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chickenhearted(胆小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.

  Your Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.

  一个真正的男子汉

  古代有一个国王,他想证明他领土内的男人并非像人们传说的那样,受到老婆的管制。他把王国里所有的男人都召到跟前,警告说,哪个男人胆敢不说实话,就会受到严厉的惩罚。

  然后,他叫所有听从妻子的命令和意见的男人都走向大厅的左侧。所有的男人都站到了左侧,只有一个小个子男人站到了右侧。

学习啦在线学习网   国王说:看到我们国家里还有一个真正的男子汉,真是令人高兴。告诉这些胆小的笨蛋,为什么在他们当中只有你一个人站在大厅的右侧。

学习啦在线学习网   陛下,那人尖声地回答:因为在我出门之前,我老婆告诉我不要扎堆。

  趣味英语爆笑笑话:Five Months Older大五个月

学习啦在线学习网   Five Months Older

学习啦在线学习网   The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.

  But John's brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy's family name, so when he saw John's papers, he was surprised.

  "How old are you?" he said.

学习啦在线学习网   "Eighteen, sir," said John.

  "But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"

  "Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."

  大五个月

学习啦在线学习网   第二次世界大战开始了,约翰想参军,可他只有十六岁,当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时,他说他已经十八岁了。

学习啦在线学习网   可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天,而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时,感到非常惊奇。

  “你多大了?”军医问。

  “十八,长官。”约翰说。

  “可你的哥哥也是十八岁,你们是双胞胎吗?”

  约翰脸红了,说:“哦,不是,长官,我哥哥比我大五个月。”

  趣味英语爆笑笑话:An American, a Japanese, a Chinese

  An American, a Japanese, a Chinese expedition in the jungle. The results were captured by tribal cannibalism. Can be tribal chiefs, said: "I'm in a good mood today, do not eat you, but you have to pay one hundred board, but you can endure before the board to have a desire to achieve." Board is the first Americans to pay. He said: "before the board to pay, give me a seat bottom cushions." Pad stop, board-like falling rain; 合previous 70 boards, 70 boards were smashed after the cushion, and then is finished ... ...Antiaris , the United States left behind the old feeling. After seeing this, the Japanese asked the mattress 10. 1,2,3 ... 100 over, the Japanese rose,, all right; then the Zhang imitation of their capacity and ability to brag about a re-creation, and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, carefree carefree said: "Come on, give me the Japanese mat."

学习啦在线学习网   一个美国人、一个日本人、一个中国人在丛林探险。结果全被吃人部落抓去了。可部落酋长说:"我今天心情好,不吃你们,但你们都得挨一百板子,但在挨板子前你们可以有一个愿望实现。”先挨板子的是美国人。他说:"挨板子前,先给我屁股垫上1个坐垫。”垫罢,板子雨点般落下;先前70板还凑合,70板之后坐垫被打烂,然后就是板板见血……打完,美国老摸着屁股走了。日本人见状后,要求10个床垫。1、2、3…100打完,日本人起身,拍拍屁股,没事;然后张着臭嘴对自己的模仿能力和再创造能力吹嘘一番,并想坐一边看中国人的好戏。中国人慢慢趴下,悠哉悠哉地说:"来,把日本人给我垫上。

  趣味英语爆笑笑话:我是来装电话的

学习啦在线学习网   A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

  Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."

  一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意,就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天,他坐在办公室里,看到有一个人在外面,于是他就装作生意很忙的样子,拿起电话胡吹乱侃,还不停的甩出几个大数字,好像在谈一笔大买卖。

学习啦在线学习网   到了最后,他终于挂了电话,问来访的人,“有事儿嘛?”那个人回答,“我是来给你安装电话的。”

趣味英语爆笑笑话

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