经典幽默英语故事四则

　　在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘记了放松自己。下面学习啦小编为大家带来经典幽默英语故事四则，希望大家喜欢!

　　经典幽默英语故事：懒惰的结果

　　Mother; Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?

　　妈妈:约翰尼，你今天放学以后为什么被留下了?

　　Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I fumed in a blank sheet of paper.

　　约翰尼:老师叫我们写一篇题为“徽惰的结果”的作文，我交了一张白卷。

　　经典幽默英语故事：后悔

学习啦在线学习网 　　Little George was his dad asked him why.

　　一天乔治哭了，他爸爸问他怎么了。

学习啦在线学习网 　　“I’ve lost 5 pence,” sobbed George.

　　“我丢了五便士。”乔治哭着说。

学习啦在线学习网 　　"Never mind，” said his dad kindly, "Here's another S pence for you.”

学习啦在线学习网 　　“没关系。”爸爸和蔼地说。“我再给你五便士。”

学习啦在线学习网 　　At which George howled louder that ever.

学习啦在线学习网 　　但乔治哭得比以前更响了。

学习啦在线学习网 　　"Now what is it?" asked his dad.

　　“这是怎么了?”爸爸问。

　　"I wish I' d said I' d lost 10 pence!”

学习啦在线学习网 　　“我后悔刚才没说丢了十便士。”

　　经典幽默英语故事：他赢了

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

　　汤姆:约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　汤姆:真糟糕，怎么回事?

学习啦在线学习网 　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　约翰尼:我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

　　经典幽默英语故事：睡前祷告词

　　Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said "Make Na pies the capital of Italy”

　　朱莉叶在做睡前祈祷。“祷告上帝。”她说:“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”

　　Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?" And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam”

　　她妈妈打断她说:“朱莉叶，你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”朱莉叶回答说:“因为我在我的地理考卷上就这么写的。”