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经典幽默英语故事四则

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  经典幽默英语故事:懒惰的结果

  Mother; Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?

  妈妈:约翰尼,你今天放学以后为什么被留下了?

  Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I fumed in a blank sheet of paper.

  约翰尼:老师叫我们写一篇题为“徽惰的结果”的作文,我交了一张白卷。

  经典幽默英语故事:后悔

学习啦在线学习网   Little George was his dad asked him why.

  一天乔治哭了,他爸爸问他怎么了。

学习啦在线学习网   “I’ve lost 5 pence,” sobbed George.

  “我丢了五便士。”乔治哭着说。

学习啦在线学习网   "Never mind,” said his dad kindly, "Here's another S pence for you.”

学习啦在线学习网   “没关系。”爸爸和蔼地说。“我再给你五便士。”

学习啦在线学习网   At which George howled louder that ever.

学习啦在线学习网   但乔治哭得比以前更响了。

学习啦在线学习网   "Now what is it?" asked his dad.

  “这是怎么了?”爸爸问。

  "I wish I' d said I' d lost 10 pence!”

学习啦在线学习网   “我后悔刚才没说丢了十便士。”

  经典幽默英语故事:他赢了

  Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

  汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?

学习啦在线学习网   Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

  约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤

  Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

  汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事?

学习啦在线学习网   Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

  约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。

  经典幽默英语故事:睡前祷告词

  Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said "Make Na pies the capital of Italy”

  朱莉叶在做睡前祈祷。“祷告上帝。”她说:“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”

  Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?" And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam”

  她妈妈打断她说:“朱莉叶,你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”朱莉叶回答说:“因为我在我的地理考卷上就这么写的。”

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