经典幽默英语笑话带翻译
笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面学习啦小编为大家带来经典幽默英语笑话带翻译，欢迎大家阅读!
经典幽默英语笑话1：
An army general telephoned to his unit in another place wanting to speak to someone. He said, "Hello!"
There was a soldier, playing like a sergeant or something, at the other end of the line. He didn't recognize the voice of the high general commander in chief. He said, "Hello! Are you okay? Are you all right? What's up, doc? We should go out drinking again sometime. All right?
So the general shouts at the top of his voice, "Do you know who are you talking with? Shut up!"
Suddenly, it was quiet for a long time at the other end of the line. Then he asked, "Who is it? Who's speaking?".
The general said, "I'm the General, Commander in Chief of your unit."
学习啦在线学习网 There was a longer pause, greater silence; and the other end said, "Do you recognize who's speaking to you also?"
学习啦在线学习网 The general said, "No, who are you?" The soldier said, "Oh, very lucky for me that you didn't! Good bye!"
有一位将军，打电话到另一个地方给他下属的一个单位，要和某个人通话，他说：“喂!”
在电话另一端的是一个士官之类的人，他听不出这位总司令的声音，他说：“喂，你好吗?发生了什么事啊?我们找时间一起出去喝酒吧!”
这个将军在电话里拉开嗓门大吼：“你知道你在跟谁说话吗?住嘴!”突然间，电话的另一端安静了好长一段时间，然后才听到士兵开口问：“是谁在说话?”
将军说：“我是你们单位的总司令。”
学习啦在线学习网 又是一个更长的沉默，然后另一端说话了：“你听得出是谁在跟你说话吗?”将军说：“不知道，你是谁?”
这名士兵说：“喔，你不知道，我太幸运了，再见!”
经典幽默英语笑话2：
A child aged seven or eight ran hastily to the police station and told a policeman, "Please come quickly! A man is at my house beating up my father. He is dying!" The policemen therefore rushed to the scene with the child. They indeed saw two men fighting with one another. The policeman said, "Which one is your father?"
The child answered, "I also do not know who is my father, that's why they are fighting."
学习啦在线学习网 有一个叫阿达的小孩，七、八岁，匆匆的跑到警察局，说：“哎呀!警察，请你们赶快来，有人在我家那边打我爸爸，快打死了!”警察就赶快冲，跟着小孩子跑回来，果然看到有两个男人在那边互相打架。那个警察说：“哪一个是你的爸爸?”
小孩说：“我也不知道谁是我爸爸，所以他们两个才打起来。”
经典幽默英语笑话3：
学习啦在线学习网 One American came to Russia to have a look and visit. And there he saw all the secret police, and the people were scared and didn't smile. So the American said, "What's wrong?" He said to his friend, "What's that? You dare not say anything. In America, we can criticize the president and government anytime we want. We are free to criticize them anytime, about anything." So the Russian friend said, "Yeah, here we're also free to criticize the American government and its president any time."
有一个美国人去俄国考查访问，他看到很多秘密警察，人民都很害怕，面无笑容。所以他问朋友：“怎么回事?这算什么?你们什么都不敢说。在美国，我们随时都可以批评政府和总统，不管什么时候、对任何事情，都可以自由批评他们。”那位俄国朋友说：“是啊，在我们这里，随时也都可以自由批评美国总统跟政府。”
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