较长的英语笑话带翻译
冷笑话不同于一般笑话,它以其独特的制笑机制,能瞬间创造出一种特殊的氛围。下面是学习啦小编带来的较长的英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
较长的英语笑话带翻译篇一
学习啦在线学习网 Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store.
两个修女外出购物，路过一家啤酒店。
学习啦在线学习网 One asks the other if she would like a beer.
其中一个修女问另外一个要不要买点啤酒喝。
The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it.
学习啦在线学习网 那个修女回答说她是想喝，但不太敢去买。
学习啦在线学习网 The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier.
第一个修女说她会搞定，说罢拿起一提六瓶装的啤酒，来到收银台。
The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "The beer is used for washing our hair."
看到收银员的表情有点怪，第一个修女说，“我们买啤酒是用来洗头的。”
学习啦在线学习网 The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer, saying. . .
学习啦在线学习网 收银员，眼皮都没有眨一下，把手伸进柜台下面，拿出一包椒盐饼干放到装啤酒的袋子里面，
"Here, don't forget the curlers."
说“嘿，卷发器可不能少!”
较长的英语笑话带翻译篇二
学习啦在线学习网 There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink.
学习啦在线学习网 一个男人坐在酒吧里，看着自己的酒发呆。
He stayed like that for half an hour.
他这个样子已经有半个小时了。
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him,took the drink from the guy, and drank it all down.
这时，一个好惹事的卡车司机走到他旁边，从他手里一把抢过酒杯，把酒喝了个精光。
学习啦在线学习网 The poor man started crying.
可怜的男人大哭起来。
学习啦在线学习网 The truck driver said, "Come on man, I was just joking.
学习啦在线学习网 卡车司机说，“拜托，哥们，我只是在和你开个玩笑。
Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying"
学习啦在线学习网 这样吧，我再给你买一杯，我实在受不了看着一个大男人哭。”
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life.
学习啦在线学习网 “不，不是那样的。今天是我这辈子最倒霉的日子。
First, I was late getting to my office.
首先，我上班迟到了，
My boss was outrageous, and fired me.
学习啦在线学习网 我的老板是个蛮横的家伙，他把我炒了。
When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen.
学习啦在线学习网 当我离开办公楼去取车时，发现我的车被偷了,
学习啦在线学习网 The police say they can do nothing.
学习啦在线学习网 警察却说他们对此无能为力。
I got a cab to return home,and when I left it,
学习啦在线学习网 于是我只好打车回家，下了车，
I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards there.
我发现钱包和信用卡都落在了车上，
The cab driver just drove away.
但那个出租车司机已经把车开走了。
When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
学习啦在线学习网 我回到家，发现我老婆和园丁正在床上鬼混。
学习啦在线学习网 I left home and came to this bar.
我离开家，来到这个酒吧。
And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,you show up and drink my poison"
学习啦在线学习网 而现在，正当我考虑要结束我的生命，你出现了，还喝了我的毒酒。”
较长的英语笑话带翻译篇三
A New Mum took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time.
一个年轻的妈妈头一回带着她的宝贝女儿到超市买东西，
She dressed her in pink from head to toe.
她把小宝贝从头到脚穿上粉红色的衣服。
学习啦在线学习网 At the store, she placed her in the shopping cart and put her purchases around her.
学习啦在线学习网 在商场，她把小女孩放在购物车里，把买来的东西都推在孩子周围。
At the checkout line a small boy and his mother were ahead of them.
在付款台前排队时，一个小男孩和他妈妈正好排在她们前面。
学习啦在线学习网 The child was crying and begging for some special treat.
那个小男孩在哭，看上去在向他妈要着什么东西，年轻的妈妈想，
学习啦在线学习网 He wants some candy or gumand his mother won't let him have any, she thought.
这个小孩一定是要糖果或是口香糖之类的玩意儿，而他妈妈又不给，所以才闹得这么厉害。
学习啦在线学习网 Then she heard his mother's reply.
学习啦在线学习网 然而就在这个时候，她听到男孩的妈妈一边回答说，
学习啦在线学习网 "No!"she said, looking in her direction.
学习啦在线学习网 “不行，”一边往她的方向看过来，
学习啦在线学习网 "You may not have a baby sister today. That lady got the last one"
“你今天不能买一个小妹妹了，那位女士把最后一个买走了!”
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